Chapter 1: The Underdog's Journey

Greetings, everyone!

Let’s re-enter the intriguing realm of Columbo, the detective who's impossible not to root for. He’s the quintessential underdog who consistently defies expectations!

His memorable catchphrase, “Oh, just one more thing,” often followed by phrases like “nothing important,” signals that he’s about to uncover something crucial in his investigation. This series does more than entertain; it offers profound insights into human behavior and its complexities. Engaging with stories through fiction can be a lifeline for many. While it entertains, drama therapy serves as a gentle way to help individuals construct or reconstruct their identities. But that’s a discussion for another day.

Now, let’s focus on our quietly powerful detective and the vital lesson he imparts: don’t be intimidated by domineering words. We must cultivate the courage to stand by our beliefs and act on them!

Consider this: how many of us have felt disheartened after receiving a resounding “no”? Too many, right? We attempt something, face failure, and then allow the critics—who are often too afraid to take risks themselves—to influence us. They may lurk in the shadows, quick to judge those who dare to engage.

In this spirit, it’s crucial we recognize that rejection, bullying, and gossip only impact us if we let them. We hold the reins on how we respond, and it’s time we start exercising that control.

Next time a would-be intimidator tries to rain on your parade, visualize Columbo in his tattered raincoat, enjoying his cheap cigars, and driving his dilapidated car. Columbo embodies conviction. He plays his own game, listens attentively, and sifts through the noise to uncover the truth, ultimately bringing the culprits to justice.

Are you working undercover?

Police. I am underpaid.

Now, prepare yourself for a glimpse into some of the harsh verbal assaults our hero faced. Get ready for some seriously hurtful and humiliating remarks.

Mind over Mayhem (Season 3, Episode 6)

The Killer: I suggest you take your investigation elsewhere. You’re disrupting this organization. Listen. My son and I are going to dinner. And when we return, I don’t want to find you on the premises.

Columbo: You have a very transparent mind. Which in no way implies clear thinking.

A Friend in Deed (Season 3, Episode 8)

The Killer: Now, listen, lieutenant. You’re wasting your time, and my time and the department’s time, and it’s got to stop.

Columbo: You don’t think I have anything here?

The Killer: Lieutenant, nobody can be right all the time. Go for a burglar. He’s the killer.

In this episode, the antagonist was actually Columbo’s superior, showcasing true strength of character as he pursued his investigation despite the risks.

Negative Reaction (Season 4, Episode 2)

The Killer: Lieutenant, did you want something?

Columbo: Is there someplace, Sir that you and I could talk?

The Killer: Columbo, you’re becoming very annoying, do you know that?

Columbo: It’s about Mr. Daschler, Sir.

The Killer (very annoyed): Alright. But better make it short.

Another moment filled with insults:

The Killer: You’re like a little shaggy-haired terrier. Who’s got a grip on my trousers and won’t let go. I can’t turn around without you staring up at me with that blank innocent expression on your face.

Columbo (unfazed): I won’t deny, Sir, that I have problems with this case.

The climax of this episode is unforgettable:

The Killer: Columbo, I warned you.

Columbo: Yes you did, Sir. And I didn’t take your warning lightly. But I have no choice, Sir. You see: I don’t think Mr. Daschler killed your wife. I don’t think he even met her. I think you arranged everything. I think you orchestrated the false kidnapping, the ransom note, the phone call, I think you lured Mr. Daschler to the junkyard, and I think you shot him.

The Killer: Of course, you have proof of this? Lieutenant, you’re priceless. You’re a gem. You’re a little flawed and you’re not too bright, but you’re one of a kind.

Then, after inadvertently revealing his guilt in front of three witnesses, he stammers:

The Killer: If I hadn’t taken that camera…You were counting on that! You didn’t accidentally reverse that film. You did that deliberately!

Prescription Murder (The Pilot Episode)

This particular episode stands out because the murderer is a psychologist. The writers seemed keen to introduce this unique detective by providing a glimpse into his psychological profile right from the start of the long-running series.

I won’t spoil the entire profile, but let’s dive into the insults he faces:

The Killer: Columbo, you are magnificent, you really are.

Columbo: Uh, what makes you say that, Doc?

The Killer: You’re the most persistent creature I’ve ever met. But likeable! The astonishing thing is you’re likeable.

Columbo smiles shyly, casting his gaze downward.

The Killer: Has anyone ever told you you’re a drone?

Columbo: Who, me?

The Killer: Yes, you!

Columbo (smiling sheepishly): Oh, come on, Doc… come on, come on…

The Killer: Oh, but you are! You’re a sly little elf sitting on your own little private toad stool. You said you’ve been thrown off the case, yet you have the flaming audacity to come here and bother me again. I respect that. It irritates me, but I respect it. How ‘bout a drink?

Columbo: Well…alright.

It’s alright. Because being bombarded with insults from vile criminals is trivial. That’s their last resort, a moment that reveals their true character. The pursuit of justice becomes paramount, an unwavering quest that outweighs everything else, even if it means temporarily stooping to a level that may seem degrading.

Against all odds, Columbo demonstrates that even when the world doubts you, victory is possible. He disarms his opponents, leaving them second-guessing their own authority.

And then… checkmate.

Columbo can be seen as an active practitioner of Aikido, a Japanese martial art focused on non-aggression. Aikido teaches practitioners to align with the attacker’s energy, redirecting it to protect oneself while fostering a peaceful resolution. This approach emphasizes smooth movements, body positioning, and cultivating a calm, focused mindset.

Sounds quite similar to Columbo’s method, doesn’t it?

He cuts through the distractions, dismantling the barriers between him and his suspects. He remains indifferent to bullying and mockery; these only fuel his determination to uncover the truth. Gossip and disparaging comments from critics hold no weight. What matters is your mission and the objectives you aim to achieve. Everything else is merely background noise.

Columbo has a goal and remains steadfast until it is accomplished. No excuses.

That’s a display of remarkable resilience and character strength!

You can do this too. We all can!

So take a deep breath, tune out the distractions, and pursue your desires with full force!

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Until next time,

Amanda