Chapter 1: Weinstein's Investment Refusal

In a surprising revelation, former Hollywood executive Harvey Weinstein disclosed that Google reached out to him last year, seeking financial support for its new dating service, GoogleDate¹. Weinstein ultimately decided against the investment, attributing his choice to significant cultural disparities within the company.

When questioned about this decision, Weinstein remarked:

“I simply can't endorse their mission, which seems to prioritize technology as a tool for casual encounters. I support the idea of using influence to attract women, and I commend these executives for keeping their options open. However, they clearly need a reality check. Have they taken a good look at some of the women they have allegedly mistreated?”

He further speculated that excessive screen time might have impaired their judgment regarding women’s appeal. “If their taste is that questionable, how can I trust them with crucial business decisions?”

The Smurf Apprentice outlines his criteria for the perfect partner, adhering to what he calls the “triple B’s rule”: Boobs, Butt, and Blonde. “Brains? Not necessary,” he quipped.

Weinstein also critiqued the methods some men employed to persuade women to accept their roles as mere objects for pleasure. He shared his thoughts on several incidents:

“Amrit Singhal’s drunken attempt to touch a woman at a party is a textbook blunder; the only one who should be inebriated is the woman.”

“Richard DeVaul shouldn’t have invited a college candidate to Burning Man; there are more economical ways to assert dominance over naive graduates. Personally, I would have opted for a Charlie Sheen motel room.”

“Andy Rubin’s so-called sex ring is an innovative idea, but I question how his ex-wife discovered it. This suggests a lack of discretion. It’s fitting that Rubin is the father of Android; after all, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.”

Weinstein's commentary was abruptly cut off when his prison call time expired, leading him to retire to his cell for some quality time with his roommate, Bill Cosby.

Disclaimer: This article is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and intended for satirical purposes.

Chapter 2: Dr. Phil's Interview with Donald Trump

This segment features an engaging discussion between Dr. Phil and Donald Trump, shedding light on various personal and political topics.

The video provides a captivating exploration of Trump's views and experiences, making it a must-watch for anyone interested in current affairs.